True Story

I have a friend who for reasons that will become clear I am not going to name.

She is a bit of a fridge, in fact she has been with her partner for over 20 years and I would bet that he has never seen her in the buff. The kind of girl that wears thermals to bed.

Some years ago she was relaxing in the bath, the only place she has no choice but to be naked. She hadn't been in there for too long when there was a knock at the door, she had no intention of answering it. The caller persisted and she was growing more annoyed with every knock. After about 10 minutes of closing her eyes and hoping the caller would go away the thought entered her head that it might be important, still she had no intention of opening the door unless it was. She had an idea.

Quick as a flash she jumped out of the bath, so furious that she didnt even think to grab a towel! She bounded out of the bathroom dripping wet, ran down the hall way and looked through the eye in the door, or the peep hole. There was no one there!

She stood for about 20 seconds looking through the peep hole in case the caller had walked away and might come back, she didn't want to get back into the bath only to hear more knocking. She didn't realise that the caller, well he was looking through the letter box.